alright got nothin much to say except  iwent to codys yesterday and we had an excuse that we had to do english homework so i could go over then we snuck out and played basketball and stuff......he cant score for his life...yea and we can school his dad anyday even though we usually lose but thats anotehrs story...yea so i went there and his dogs name is gigi and so i was talkin  in a *talkin to animal voice* i was like whos a good little gigi thats right ur a good little gigi and then it statred barkin at me and jumpin and growlin and i hid behind a chair until cody took it away lol it was scary...AND everyone gigi is a poodle that weighs like 10 pounds and is no bigger than a fairly large rabbit

it looks like this *arrow pointin down*

ASIAN MOB HAPPENED TWO DAY AGO....IT WAS SO FUCKIN AWESOME....alrights so the mob came over and we went ot the lake by my house and sleeded o nthe half melted ice....dont worry we made oliver test it out first...then we were lying in the middle of the road until cars came by and we made our weed handshake....one two three snap whooooo stomp....yea and brians officially our mascot and we got our song "play that funky music white boy" and then it was great the mob is now 6 ppl ish kinda mbe its me jeff oliver eric mel joanna...yeaaaaaaa..............we tried to watch i not stupid but it didnt work on my ps2 cuz its bootlegged....damn chiense people...yea then other stuff happened....

lost our basketball game today 40-39 it was so fuckin close....we were winnin 39-38 and with one second on the clock they make it and they win 40-39...bad luck

i no i haven't updated my xanga in a loong time i think ive been to lazy...just got back from new jersey had a great time....it was me eric aaren ashley and amy so yea me and eric put gel in our hair and if u touched it too much it would be all wite and it looked like we had REALLY bad dandruff...haha it was cool, my hair was all VERY SPIKY....i think i could poke someones eye out iwht it....it was fun we went to this bagel store just to sit inside cuz it was too cold outside....me n eric found this bike and eric was riding it around and then it broke >_< man we watched lots o movies......we watched "wrong turn" DAMN that movie was scary and right in the middle where the cannibals were gonna pop out ashleys mom jumps out of the kitchen and scared us shitless...i literally jumped....then when we were at wawa's ((like a 7 11)) ashley *accidentily* spit cookie dough into erics hair and it got stuck and *personal info* ok so then we also watched my bosses daughter, hot chik (dunno y i htink they made us), jeepers creepers 2 ((wasnts scary it was funny when the thing pointed to the guy and licked the glass on the bus)), then lots of other stuff happened too......yea the second night me n eric slept on the couches and aaren watched a movie later with us cuz ashley and amy went to sleep so ashley and amy took up the whole bed so aaren had to sleep in the guest room hahaha but then hse woke them up....the second day at like 7 in the morning ashley aaren and amy woke me and eric up and we were like screw u buttsniffs we're not waking up.........we went to the beach and saw a bunch of dead ducks >_< it was kinda cool...ish then i cuz my finger on this piece of grass and was bleeding...it was kinda cool.  o yea and we went to the movies to see "the perfect score" the japanese ((chinese?)) guy was HILARIOUS haha smokin weed all the time...and from the hot chick "were do u put ur weed?" *whispers* "o thats good thats good, i dont have one of those" then we went back to erics house and jake was there....then im here now...home.

yea thats a fuckin scary movie

 it was good...you should watch it...ish

ASIAN MOB-consisting of me jeff oliver mel alex joanna precliia and umm i htink thats it....o yea and brian i giuess (jiali) haha alright just got back from the monkey musuem and the lady there was MEAN she was like can u move like 5 times and then mel tripped over ht epole and the lady looked at her like she wanted to kill her...there were a bunch of weird little kids running aorund the musuem and then we had story time and read about a bunny names miffy or something and sat in buddhas hand and precilias mom kept making me read things on the wall...then at lunch we were all putting things in alexs glass of water...it was kinda weird? then we were playing ummm forgot the name of the game well it was a card game and we were playing it on the bus and at the restaraunt and we pissed off hte guy at the restrauntat.  on the bus this guy scared the shit out of me cuz i touched some thing on the side of th ebus it was like some weird emergency thing so i see green lights go on the guy stops the bus and walks toward us and we were scared shitless then he lets some handicapped guy on...whoo and then mel took this tie and was rubbing in on her lips like sh ewas wiping her mouth and hte guys like what the? and starts laughing (the guy who was selling them) then these weird chiense people were selling teddy bears.....yep....then we were all singing play that funky music white boy or at least me jeff n mel were...WHATS HIS NAME? +oliver+ WHATS HIS NAME? +monk+ HOW MANY NAMES DOES HE HAVE? +6+ haha our little chant thing i guess...then onthe train back there were these people who kicked me out of my seat theey were scary...yea everyone was gonna ome over but my mom said no yea and in the subway staion there was this weird guy dancing with a manakin for money it was hilarious.

alirght my mom saidi can have some asien people over during vaca so its prob gonna be jeff oliver (my mom said u live to ofar away) probably alex and mel and jenni...lives in connectictu lol alirght...so osmeone has to go buy a bootlegged movei that we can watch

haha alrights so YES i did steal this from jeff but its hilarious watch it

and YES I am maddys BIG BROTHER

alright its a snow day whooo and i got my new MD player and i've already got songs on it but then my mouse broke so i had to get a new one..........damn it........and lets see ummm ill ad more later o yea and i have to put the pics of me n jake at the lake on but im too lazy right now and im REALY HUNGRY so im gonna go find something to eat...

haha i oculdnt stop cracking up when i saw this...

*The Poopie List*

 

GHOST POOPIE:  The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

 

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

 

WET POOPIE:  The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't

 

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:  This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

 

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:  The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

 

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

 

GASSY POOPIE:  It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

 

CORN POOPIE:  Self explanatory.

 

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:  The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

 

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:  That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

 

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):  The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

 

THE DANGLING POOPIE:  This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it.  You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

HAHAHA

alright i got hte pics from the chiense new years party i promised....so here they are...jenni being an alien.

the next michael jackson...molesting benji...poor benji                             jenni being a bunny inside our story circle

                              mel took this picture...haha go mel

                                us breaking into the kitchen to get to the slushie machine and u just see jeff randomly scratching his leg

                              jenni dazing off into nowhere

                               the asians and the caucasian

                    ALRIGHT GET READY ITS THE FAMOUS *drum roll* BENJI and of course its hard to get a pic of him so here u see him running away

                            umm jeff pulling the fire alarm...

SO THERE YOU GO theres more but i didnt wnana put them on and ill put the pics of amys party on later and the ones of jake n me at hte lake...

WHO IS THIS MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

who you callin tiny?